Little Red Riding Hood is on her way to her grandmother’s for lunch. Before she goes, her mum says, “Little Red Riding Hood, you’d better be careful, because if the Big Bad Wolf sees you, he’s going to hike up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off.”
Little Red Riding Hood says, “Don’t worry Mum - I have a machete,” and goes on her way.
A bit further on, she bumps into the woodsman, who asks, “And where might you be going to, Little Red Riding Hood?”
“To my grandmother’s,” she tells him.
The woodsman says, “Be careful, cause if the Big Bad Wolf sees you, he’s going to hike up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off.”
Little Red Riding Hood says, “Don’t worry Mum - I have a machete,” and goes on her way.
Before long, she arrives at her grandmother’s, where she sees the Big Bad Wolf. As predicted, he says, “Come here, Little Red Riding Hood, I’m going to hike up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off.”
She pulls out the machete and says, “Oh no you’re not. You’re going to get down on your knees and eat me, like the story says.”
I've read and told this story a couple of times, and after the second time I found it lame. Don't know about you guys, but if you had a laugh, thank you! Here's a kiss from me to you. *mwah*
Okay, back to reviewing.
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